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Joke of the Day

"Popcorn is great but why did we stop there? This is America & I intend to find out what other foods would be delicious if we exploded them."

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"If you're Italian in the kitchen and Russian in the hallway what are you in the bathroom? European."
"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A Lickalotapuss"
"M: I rear-ended some girl today W: Oh how much damage to her car M: Car?"
"Girl are you a prescription from my doctor 'cause you might be good for me but I can't read you at all."
"""Whats the deal with all this airline food?"" -Sharks in Malaysia"
"There was a masturbating contest ... ... I didn't win though, I came in second place."
"I like my women how I like my coffee Cold"
"How bout I hold a toaster over you while you're in the tub, and you tweet something that doesn't make me drop it."
"My wife is my sex object Everytime i ask for sex, she object."