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Joke of the Day

"Popcorn is great but why did we stop there? This is America & I intend to find out what other foods would be delicious if we exploded them."

"Why couldn't Princess Leia get any dates? She was looking for Alderaan men."

"He who laughs first, must be using 3G internet."

"Two 5th graders are doing Math homework. One tells the other, ""I don't know what 99 is in Roman numerals."" The other lowers her glasses and says, ""IC."""

"What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants? One's a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean."

"I have a bumper sticker that says ""Honk if you think I'm sexy!"" Then I just sit at green lights until I feel better about myself!"

"The Internet at my school went out today Looks like Kim Kardashian finally achieved her goal"

"Out having dinner with friends. One of my friends mentioned the clothes I had on was gay... I told him, ""yes, they came out the closet this morning."""

"At first I didn't like beards, But then they grew on me"

"If only the first rule of Vegan club Was not to talk about Vegan club"