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Joke of the Day

"Orange Soda I've always dreamt of having a cock as long as a 2 litre bottle of orange soda, and just as wide. It's just Fanta-sea really"

"Why does VALVE end with 2? Because they can't count to **3**"

"How do cows get their gossip? They herd it through the bovine."

"Why did the cheeseburger fight the veggie burger? It had beef."

"People that start a sentence with ""Now I'm not trying to be rude"" are either about to be rude, or about to sing Ignition by R Kelly."

"Q: What do you do with a green ghoul? A: Wait until it ripens."

"Why was Pavlov's hair so soft? Because classical conditioning!"

"I like to think of myself as a guy who doesn't scare too easily but I just beat the shit out of a motion activated air freshener."

"Your mama is so fat that the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow"

"How many Harvard graduates does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. He holds up the light bulb, and the world revolves around him *I'll see myself out*"