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Joke of the Day

"Why won't bankers go to the opera? Because they quickly lose interest"

"What was the console gamer's New Years Resolution? 1280x720"

"Did you hear about the guy that only ate one chicken leg per day? He was malnourished due to his paltry (poultry) diet."

"Q: Why did Ebenezer Scrooge go to New York City? A: To see the Grumpire State Building."

"Why did the dyslexic Italian prisoner of war never get rescued? Because when his commanding officer read his letter saying he was now a WOP, it was assumed that he had expatriated."

"My uncle used to sell cheap inflatable dolls They always went down on the customer."

"Anthropologists found a group of people whose religion forbids them from being angry They're called the Nomads"

"Guys, Kelly Kapowski does not belong solely to me She belongs to us all She's R. Kelly"

"TIL you can determine the sex of an ant by dropping it in water Sinks - girl ant Floats - boy ant"

"Every morning I wake up and every morning there is no breakfast in bed. We have got to do something about this level of poverty!"