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Joke of the Day

"Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, I kicked the piece of shit before it did."

"Why Won't Anyone Tell me the Name of Ukraine's 5th Largest City? They keep telling me to stop asking..."

"Whats the difference between a rooster and a prostitute? One goes ""cockadoodle doo"", the other goes, ""Any cock 'ill do."" Old joke my 60-something grandfather told me when I was 10"

"A pencil stands face to face against his nemesis, Paper. Will our hero find the strength he needs to overcome his greatest foe?! 2B continued..."

"My teacher said he doesn't like imaginary numbers because the uses are limited. I asked him whether he was for reals."

"My boss: Why are you sleeping at your desk?! Me: Because my bed is at home."

"""You could have done so much better than him."" Me: Mom, I'm right here."

"I think what irritates me most about Katy Perry is that I thought she was a Zooey Deschanel SNL character until about 2 months ago."

"I don't understand you,"" cried my girlfriend. ""One minute you're really offensive to me and the next you're really polite."" ""Bitch, please,"" I said"

"What happens on 420 in Saudi Arabia A lot of people get stoned"