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Joke of the Day
"There's no such thing as premature ejaculation, the truth is that women arrive late everywhere!"
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"Imagine if a guy with a stutter was named History because History repeats himself"
"Jack and Jill went up a hill each with a buck and a quarter.. Jill came down with two fifty.. That fucking whore. ( The Dice Man )"
"I can relate to Alice in Wonderland. She just keeps randomly eating and drinking with the hope that it might magically solve her problems."
"What's the best thing about alzheimers? You're always meeting new people."
"How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern? With a pumpkin patch!"
"Wrong spellers.. Untie!!"
"How do you spot a meth - head in Wal-Mart... In the light - bulb isle with their cart turned upside down, fixing a squeaky wheel."
"This guys car is stopped in the middle of the hwy with his flashers on. Probably thought of a really good tweet."
"Guy to a friend, ""I just got a new job"" Friend ""oh yeah doing what?"" Guy ""fucking your mom, it's got good health benefits"""