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Joke of the Day

"Why Do Jews Make Good Philosophers? They think that everything Israel."

"Roses are red, violets are blue... I killed your family. You're next."

"Why hasn't Joe entered the race yet? He's just Biden his time."

"I bought some shoes from my pill dealer on Friday. I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all weekend."

"Moscow cops Did you hear the one about why Moscow cops patrol in threes? One who can read, one who can write, and another to keep an eye on the other two ""dangerous intellectuals""."

"Did you hear Helen Keller was an atheist? I guess she never saw the light."

"A friend of mine asked me, ""what rhymes with orange?"" I said, ""no, it doesn't"". *Credit to Jimmy Carr.* **Edit:** ITT: door hinge, syringe, whore binge, Blorenge."

"Hate it when people ask me what I will be doing five years from now Come on guys, I don't have 2020 vision"

"Did you hear about the 6 guys and the woman that went fishing? The guys didn't catch anything, but the woman came home with a red snapper."

"I am friends with 25 letters from the alphabet I don't know y EDIT: Credits to Chris Turner."