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Joke of the Day
"What does a 80 yr old woman taste like? Depends."
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"Did you hear about the new emo website? Check it out it's www.emo.com/wrists"
"What do paper towels call their family? NapKIN"
"Whats strong enough for a man but made for a woman? the back of my hand"
"I call in sick on full moons just to make them wonder."
"My fitness instructor asked me how flexible I was... So I told him I can't do Tuesdays or Thursdays."
"What do you call a drink with problems? Dilemmanade"
"""Wanna see a movie?"" ""Can't. Don't exist yet."" ""Shit."" (1700s)"
"Before I die I want to be chased through the back of a Chinese restaurant."
"I bring Mayweather with me when I work at customer service... Because he's great at avoiding fights."