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Joke of the Day

"Don't get me started. I don't come with brakes."

"My new neighbor's super hot but I haven't tried to take her out yet... When I checked the oven, she wasn't quite done."

"What's the difference between Whose Line is it Anway and /r/jokes? On Whose Line is it Anyway, *everything* is made up."

"Which video game do Mexicans play the most? Borderlands"

"this guy was telling my friend from puerto rico trump was gonna deport him and send him back to mexico I never laughed my ass off so hard."

"What's the difference between a drum, a woman, and a blowjob? You can beat a drum. And you can beat a woman. But you can't beat a blowjob."

"What is a printer's favorite Village People song? YMCK"

"You know it's cold outside when... You buy a foot long at Subway and by the time you get it to you car it's a six inch"

"Sports Authority must be a publisher now... ..All I hear now are discussions about Chapter 7 and Chapter 11!"

"Why did the duck go to rehab? Because he was a quack addict!"