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Joke of the Day

"Great Britains new Prime Minister Did you see that Boris Johnson might be the next Prime Minister of Great Britain? I remember when the U.S. had a BJ in the top office!"

"A young Jewish boy asks his father for $50... His father says, ""$40? What do you want $30 for??"""

"so long suckers! i rev up my motorcylce and create a huge cloud of smoke. when the cloud dissipates im lying completely dead on the pavement"

"I had a dream last night... ...that I was eating a massive marshmallow, it was huge! And then when I woke up this morning, my pillow was gone!"

"Whats the difference between a Jew and Harry Potter? Harry can escape the chamber."

"I'm just sick of the mixed signals, babe. One second you're changing your phone number and the next you're filing a restraining order."

"What do you do with 365 used condoms? Roll them into a tire and call it a Goodyear."

"Why do Russians like pho so much? It's So-Viet."

"Why do only 99.9% of dentists recommend Listerine? Because the other .1% is too busy out hunting lions"

"Hand dryers are a great way to see how your hands look while skydiving."