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Joke of the Day

"Great Britains new Prime Minister Did you see that Boris Johnson might be the next Prime Minister of Great Britain? I remember when the U.S. had a BJ in the top office!"

"Who the hell is this Rorschach guy? And why does he keep drawing pictures of my parents fighting?"

"Why is it hard to sleep at night and easy during day"

"You may like to add a tag to your YouTube video. That tag? Albert Einstein."

"I stayed up all night wondering where the sun was. Then it dawned on me."

"I ordered the kit ""Make your wife beautiful"" And they sent me two bottles of Jagermeister."

"For fun I like to text all the men in my phone, ""she has your eyes, can't wait for you to meet her"" and then I sit back and wait."

"How long does it take a tweaker to go shopping? An hour 5 minutes for the Ramen noodles and foil. 55 minutes to fix the squeaky shopping cart wheel."

"Why are white prisoners so scary? Because you know they did it."

"Not all fat people are jolly Some of them are women"