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Joke of the Day
"How do you get 4 girls to sit on one chair? You flip it upside down."
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"Even though the Miami Dolphins traded down in the draft... They still got the highest pick."
"There are two penguins in a bathtub... One looked to the other and said, ""No Soap Radio"""
"How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 3/5"
"What do you call an actor who has given up civilized life and gone to live in the wilderness? Will Feral. Edit: I tried"
"When you ask me a question, would you prefer the blank stare or the eye roll as a response? I like to be prepared."
"In Hell, you're surrounded by people saying 'suposably' and 'irregardless.'"
"LPT: If you are a minor, get rid of your bathroom mirror so you won't see yourself naked and accidentally get arrested and registered as a sex offender. Spread the word."
"Did you know about this breed of horses? This breed can jump higher than the average house. You might think, WOW, how can this be? Well, it has very strong legs and the average house can't jump."
"People say I'm a completely different person when I'm drunk so technically I'm proud to say I never cheated before!"