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Joke of the Day

"TIL: In the 60's people started a music festival before Woodstock in Alabama. It's called ""Burning Church"""

"Hungry A man asks a hungry man what makes 2+2 Hungry : 4 loaves"

"Did you hear about the emotional wedding? Even the cake was in tiers!"

"I watched an Indian weapon dancing ritual today It was pretty Sikh."

"Poor handicapped guy on the train forgot to put the breaks on his wheel chair. It was like watching the Pinball Wizard."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Belize ! Belize who ? Belize yourself then !"

"What do you call a happy husband? Broke."

"if at first you dont suceed... ...then skydiving definitely isnt for you."

"Jehovah's Witnesses door-to-door success rate would be a lot higher if they partnered up with the Girl Scouts & started selling cookies ..."

"I just finished reading the fifth book in this great series. It's called the ""Learning to Count"" trilogy."