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Joke of the Day
"My friend ran into a tree with his brand new car... He found out his Mercedes bends"
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"I once farted in an Apple Store and everyone got pissed.. It's not my fault they don't have Windows"
"Pitch: A Movie/ TV ep that starts w a Muslim guy praying & then it turns out he's a normal guy & the story has nothing to do with terrorism."
"Saw a police officer dressed as a pilot today & thought it was weird. Then I realized he must be one of those ""plane clothes cops."""
"Knock Knock. Who's there? A lazy person. A lazy person who? You guys can fill in the rest for yourselves."
"There's an apartment building in my neighborhood that's full of guys who think they're Jesus It's a Messiah Complex"
"Trump Alien Joke Trump claimed in a recent interview that he'd fund the search for alien life forms. He said he'd start by finding and deporting the ones in the U.S."
"What do you call an elevator full of white people? A box of crackers."
"A recent study has found that woman who carry little extra weight live longer then the man who mention it"
"What did the zoo employee say to the big cat? ""Why you always lion?"""