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Joke of the Day
"What kind of jackets do Audiophiles wear? FLAC jackets"
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"If Miley doesn't get her shit together, all these Hannah Montana collectibles are never gonna get my kids through college"
"Do you know how to tell when Trump is lying? His lips are moving."
"I watched the African version of ""Man v. Food"", but it was just a half-hour of a guy chasing a gazelle."
"I hate two types of people... haters and hypocrites."
"I'm opening a bar called The Office. You're welcome guys. ""Be home soon sweetie, I'm at The Office"""
"Girl: You would be a good dancer except for two things. Boy: What are the two things? Girl: Your feet."
"Commercial for Twitter: ""Are you tired of arguing with people you actually know?"""
"Why are surveyors so much fun? Because most of them are party chiefs."
"How can you tell an old person from a young person? An old person can sing and brush their teeth at the same time."