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Joke of the Day

"A German man and his son walk into a bar... A German man and his son walk into a bar. The man points to his son and says ""Ein Bier bitte"". Bartender says, ""Sorry, we don't serve your Kind here""."

"The best part about having a muppet for a best friend is that when you're done singing songs, BOOM free oven mitt."

"A Scotsman, an Essex girl and an alien walk into a bar... The landlord looks up and says, ""What the hell is this? Some kind of a joke?"""

"Are you waiting for my comeback? You can scrape it off your mom's teeth"

"I'm Trying Out Something New and Dating People Regardless of Their Gender: We'll see how it Pans out."

"Why cant Helen Keller drive? She's a woman"

"3 blonds were driving to Disney World... The sign said; Disney World Left, so they started crying, turned around, and drove home."

"Why couldn't Helen Keller drive Because she was a woman"

"Why can't a chicken wear underwear? Because his pecker is on his face."

"The heaviest things in the world: 4) iron 3) lead 2) tungsten 1) a toddler who doesn't want to be picked up"