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Joke of the Day

"A German man and his son walk into a bar... A German man and his son walk into a bar. The man points to his son and says ""Ein Bier bitte"". Bartender says, ""Sorry, we don't serve your Kind here""."

"why did the chicken cross the road 69 ahhahaaha"

"Children are like ulcers... Their small, painful, restrict what you can and can't eat and by the time you've realised what's wrong you'll have 2 or 3 others"

"I never mess with anyone in a Pontiac Aztek. I just don't want to be on the wrong end of another of their poor decisions."

"How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat the room for being black. *drops mic, gets beat by security*"

"What kind of bee can't be understood ? A mumble bee !"

"i can't fall asleep with all these people honking at me. go around!"

"What do women and KFC have in common? One you are finished with the breast and the thighs, you still have a greasy box to put your bone"

"A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel around his waist... Bartender says ""Hey man, you have a steering wheel around your waist!? The Pirate replies ""Yeah I know... It's drivin me nuts!""."

"I organized a threesome last night! There were 2 no-shows, but I still had a good time."