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Joke of the Day

"It was so hard getting out of bed this morning Thank god for elastic boxer shorts"

"I wanted to have a threesome... but then i realized, if I wanted to disappoint two people at the same time I'd just have dinner with my parents."

"some babies are born premature but i was born very mature i just came out and i was like so what"

"Q: What do you call a drunken Muslim? A: Mohammered."

"What did Russia say to Ukraine? Crimea River"

"What does a barista wear? A cap and chinos."

"among countless other horrible crimes the KKK also ruined the badass title of ""Grand Wizard"" for every other organization forever"

"I made an app that tells you were people with dwarfism are at all times. I can't be the only one thinking of the imp-locations."

"Did you hear about the albino fortune-teller who died in the house fire? She was a rare medium, well-done."

"A kid asks his father what a prostitute is. And his father replies: That's a woman who sells her body to have sex. kid: Oh, I thought it was a bitch."