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Joke of the Day

"lady, cut my neck open with trimmers, i dont care, but if you try and start a conversation with me im never coming back to this Supercuts"

"Sometimes you just have to grab the bull by the balls before you realize ""This can't be right."""

"People over 70 have a much different idea of what constitutes a story."

"Two Flies Two flies were sitting on a turd. One of the flies farts. The other fly looks at him and says, ""Hey! Do you mind? I'm trying to eat here."""

"A wife asks her husband ""Honey, how many women have you slept with?"" The husband replies, ""Only you sweetie. I was awake for all the other ones """

"What do you call a Muslim organization that rejects Muhammed? A non-prophet"

"A Pentium processor engineer is counting visitors to a bar He's counted 12.000000000057249999 patrons so far."

"There's furniture items that allow SFW swearing. That's sofa king nice."

"A British man and a Chinese man were arguing One of them is Wright and the other is Wong."

"Relationship status table for one but drinks for two."