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Joke of the Day
"People over 70 have a much different idea of what constitutes a story."
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"Some people dont appreciate a good joke. When I say knock knock, youre supposed to say ""who's there?"" not ""im taking a shit, who are you?!"""
"If all of Ireland sank, what part of it wouldn't? County Cork"
"Why is Uncle Sam's penis Blue and White? You supply the red."
"What is the difference between a circus side show and a Las Vegas floor show? One has a cunning array of stunts, the other has a stunning array of cunts."
"Two canibals are having a meal . . . One looks at the other and says, ""Man I hate my mother-in-law!"" The second one shrugs and replies, ""Then try some of the potatoes."""
"Ashes to ashes, dust to dust A guns only weakness is Obama and rust."
"Cam Newton has been fitted with a GoPro strapped to his leg for the Super Bowl, sponsored by a canned meat company. It's called the Spam Cam Newton Gam Cam"
"I saw a man drinking brake fluid. But then he stopped."