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Joke of the Day
"People over 70 have a much different idea of what constitutes a story."
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"Where do otters come from? Otter Space!"
"You might say I'm socially constipated... ... ... I haven't given a shit in years."
"I got drunk with my dad once and I asked him if his boner curved to the left too, he replied ""No, you got that from your mother"". :("
"How is medusa like weed? She makes people stoned."
"I asked my Nan what she wanted for Christmas. ""Something from the Body Shop please,"" she replied..... Hope she's got enough room in the flat for the front wing off a Mondeo."
"Alsation: I'll see you shortly. Chihuahua: Okay but don't call me ""Shortly!"""
"How are an alcoholic and necrophiliac similar? Both enjoy cracking open a cold one."
"Are you the enemy of my enemy? Asking for a friend."
"Tried to catch fog yesterday... Mist."