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Joke of the Day
"Why did the existential nihilist cross the road? Who cares."
Next Joke
"Cat burglar: Quietly steals all your valuables Dog burglar: Eats your ham, sleeps in bed with you for awhile, wakes you up to go out at 3am"
"Did you hear about the blind circumsiser? He got the sack."
"I have beautiful children Thank god my wife is having affairs"
"Did you hear about the mohel with no knife? He was a ripoff."
"Her: I think you're getting too into those Hobbit movies Me: *stops gluing a beard on the baby* what?"
"'Please, I need this', I whisper as I try to steal a baby goat from the petting zoo."
"Why does Santa always have a big sack? He only comes once a year."
"What do scientists wear? Kelvin Klein"
"Sometimes I like to pet another dog while making eye contact with my dog. Adds just the right amount of tension to our relationship."