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Joke of the Day
"How to trigger a liberal... Mention ""Indians"" around Thanksgiving time."
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"HP Lovecraft walks into a barn... ...A horse looks at him and says, ""Why the long face?"""
"I get turned on whenever I eat greek dips... ...I think I'm a hummusexual."
"When I text someone in the same room as me, I stare at them until they get it..."
"Arsenal did the mannequin challenge for 89minutes at Old Trafford and still drew."
"Mitt Romney."
"I'm so proud of my African pen pal. He told me he hasn't had a drink in days. That's the spirit! Keep it up pal."
"My professor asked me to define narcissism I said ""It's the belief you are as perfect and infallible as I am."""
"Why don't oysters give to charity? Because they're shellfish."
"Headline: World helium shortage over due to discovery of helium field. Scientist: (high voice) This new supply of helium is a game-changer"