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Joke of the Day
"Wife told me to stop obsessing over monkeys I thought she was joking, then I saw her face"
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"When adding number in your head... It's really the thought that counts."
"Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff? Tequila."
"What's the similarity between a mobile phone and a clitoris? Both turn on with the touch of a finger and every cunt's got one."
"What did Hitler give to his daughter on her birthday An easy bake oven."
"A Christian telling an atheist that God will punish him ... [x-post from r/atheism] ... is like a hippy telling me that he's going to punch me in the aura."
"you're all like ""haha interpretive dance what a humorous concept"" until you see a professional do it then you shit yourself with wonder"
"Itis sad when a girl breaks up and changes back to her iI need attentioni Facebook picture."
"What do you call Brienne's Dad? Tarth Vader."
"We changed our dog's name to Dad. Because he kept running away"