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Joke of the Day
"My friend was harassing me with bird puns But toucan play at that game."
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"*Arrives at ticket stall with my girl* Me: Two tickets to the movie please. Attendant: For The Hobbit? Me: No, that's my girlfriend."
"Wanna hear a joke about my cawk? never mind its too long"
"Rattlesnakes and condoms Two things I don't fuck with"
"I just want to take you out... With an AK-47... & you thought on a date...hahaha."
"My chickens were clucking at me Little did I know, they were using fowl language."
"A chemist and his friend walk into a bar... The chemist asks for some ""H2O."" His friend asks for some ""H2O too."" His friend dies."
"Why don't girls count to two? Because they ""can't even."""
"The cashier at McDonald's was more than happy to warm up some Diet Coke for my baby's bottle."
"As I get older I realize my penis is like Jesus. It takes 3 days to reserect after a good beating."