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Joke of the Day

"I think 50 Cent should run for President in 2020 He's change we can believe in"

"My parents tried to abort me but I was still born."

"What do you call a dwarf tattoo artist? An Inkling."

"I married a chinese millionaire Ka Ching"

"Opening a bag of M&M's will produce no sound to a normal human. A toddler, it's like the atomic blast at Nagasaki to those creatures"

"My girlfriend says she's my best friend but she got so mad when I called her a homo and threw a snowball at her face. Women are so confusing"

"A cattle truck passed me on the highway He was haulin' ass"

"A pig with a cold is called... pigachu!"

"I don't even like sleep, it's just the only way I can eat spiders"

"My son asked me to explain women to him so I told him we'd go to lunch and talk about it, then spent the next 3 hours getting dressed."