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Joke of the Day

"I think 50 Cent should run for President in 2020 He's change we can believe in"

"Hey people waiting in line to get into a club. . . you should probably do us all a favor and stay in there until after the election"

"Why is a wizard so good in bed? Because he is never late, nor is he early. He reaches orgasm precisely when he means to."

"If Adele were a computer, what would she be? a computer."

"All of Jesus' disciples were big and muscular Because Jesus was their whey"

"dwights farm as suffered a massive blight, almost bankrupt he was signed for a massive record deal on the condition he give up farming turns out all he had to do was drop those sick beets"

"I was sitting there... A lady walked into the bar I asked her ""Did it hurt?"""

"To limit my smoking... I only smoke on days that start with 'T'... like Tuesday, Thursday, today, and tomorrow."

"I used to drive a Toyota.... .... But then I got a job."

"ll be posting telepathically today.. So if you think of something funny, that was me."