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Joke of the Day

"The person who invented knock knock jokes Deserves a *no-bell* prize"

"I banged my teenage daughter last night... In the head accidentally with a basketball."

"The U.K. has no money Sorry for poor English"

"I don't trust atoms. Because they make up everything"

"What time did Sean Connery arrive at Wimbledon? Around Ten-ish."

"I lost my job at the suicide hotline. Apparently reverse psychology isn't very well accepted."

"Little monster: Mom I've finished. Can I leave the table? Mommy monster: Yes I'll save it for your tea."

"Q: If an elephant and a giraffe had a race, who would win? A: The elephant. The giraffe is in the refrigerator."

"What do you call a midget with leprosy? A leperchaun!"

"How does Hitler give directions? He says ""take the Third Reich""."