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Joke of the Day
"What is the difference between peanut butter and a blonde? The blonde is easier to spread!"
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"Wife: What ARE you doing? Me: [pelvic thrusting around the kitchen] Gettin jiggy wit it what's it look like? W: Making the dog nervous."
"Reward: Lost Dog What kind of a reward is a lost dog?"
"Why was the dolphin sad? He had no porpoise in life."
"""Hurt me!"" said the masochist. The sadist replied, ""No."""
"What did Santa give the blind, autistic, paraplegic kid with down syndrome for Christmas? Cancer."
"French Army That's it. That's the joke."
"I am always excited during your birthdays because... You're one year closer to being dead."
"Why is there no Windows 6 or Windows 9? Windows 6 got scared because Windows 7 8 9"
"Q: What did the Momma Buffalo say to her child as he left for school? A: Bison!"