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Joke of the Day
"A family of crows flying into a windmill is a murder suicide"
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"So Lady Gaga wears a tin foil hat and sings with Elton John and people clap I do it and you're all ""This is Barnes and Noble, please leave?"
"Redneck word of the day Rectum Ex. I had two good four wheelers but then I rectum."
"Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabets, your left foot, a theme song to a television show and the blood of your enemies"
"JESUS: so I'm u GOD: yes JESUS: and ur me GOD: yes JESUS: I don't get it GOD: I do JESUS: how can one of us get it & not the other GOD: whoa"
"What do you call a vegan who cheats on their diet with human flesh? A humanitarian"
"What do you call a robotic priest? The Sermonator."
"Mad Man Wife: How would you feel if I die? Husband: I will go mad with grief. Wife (a bit glad): You wouldn't remarry, would you? Husband: You never know. A mad man can do anything!"
"As I was checking into the hotel I asked, 'Is the porn channel disabled?' The girl at the desk said, 'No, you sick bastard'."
"Putting the dog down today. Gonna start by telling him he has a big nose."