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Joke of the Day
"A family of crows flying into a windmill is a murder suicide"
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"A flea jumped over the swinging doors of a saloon drank three whiskeys and jumped out again. He picked himself up from the dirt dusted himself down and said ""OK who moved my dog?"""
"What is it called when you sleep talk about your subconscious feelings ? A Freudian Sleep."
"I farted in a room full of hipsters.. then watched them fight over who heard it first."
"We're all equal. But I'm more equal than you."
"What's the difference between a dead baby and a sandwich? I don't fuck a sandwich before I eat it."
"The US can't rely on Hillary Clinton to create jobs The last meaningful job Hillary had was outsourced to Monica Lewinsky... ...and Monica blew it!"
"My dog just attacked the pizza delivery man WHY ARE MY BEST FRIENDS FIGHTING"
"If my entire family died but there was pizza at the wake, a part of me would still be like ""yay pizza"""
"What goes ""ha ha, thump thump?"" A guy laughing his balls off."