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Joke of the Day

"Damn girl, if you was a fruit you'd be a fineapple, if you was a vegetable, I would visit you in the hospital as often as I could."

"An elderly woman at an ATM asked me to check her balance. So I pushed her over. Yep, she needs a walker"

"Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side"

"One of the main differences between men and women Is the meaning of the phrase, ""I used an entire box of tissues watching that movie."""

"What is the best animal related joke you know? These jokes should be any jokes that are even vaguely related to animals!"

"Stellar hiring process HR. The new lady broke into song when being introduced to me. I give it 2 days before her first cat-related meltdown."

"I've recently been diagnosed as delusional. Edit: Thanks for my first Reddit gold, people!"

"Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre"

"Why will you never go hungry in a desert? Because of all the sand which is there."

"What do you get when you put rootbeer in a square glass? Beer."