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Joke of the Day

"When I grow up I want to be a fire truck... I want to be big, red and have 8 men in me at once"

"Michael Jackson had alot of good songs... But his best ones were when he was in A Minor"

"What kinds of guns do T-Rex's prefer? ...mainly SMALL ARMS."

"Why does the ocean roar? You would too if you had crabs on your bottom and oysters in your bed."

"A truck load of Viagra was stolen yesterday Police don't know who did it, but they're on the lookout for hardened criminals."

"The Canadian election consists of two men apologizing till one concedes, the winner is then elected king of Canada. Or something like that."

"Two Centaurs Two centaurs are playing rough and things getting heated. Are they man-handling each other or just horsing around?"

"What is the difference between a snowman and a snowomen Snovaries"

"I want to be a pharmacist just so I can yell ""Now take these suppositories and shove'em straight up your ass!"""

"I went to the library and asked if they had any books on Schrodinger's cat and Pavlov's dog. The librarian said that they may or may not have it, but that it rings a bell."