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Joke of the Day
"Babies and Gin I like my babies like I like my martinis. Shaken."
Next Joke
"Knock knock Who's there? Olaf. Olaf who? Olaf the other reindeer."
"I've waited long to say this. I think we should all gift watches to the folks at /r/trees. It's high time."
"Have you heard the joke about the three rats? It was cheesy"
"Did you hear about the earthquake? There was a fault in Washington. It was Obama's!"
"11/9 The day America terrorized themselves."
"A pirate with Alzheimer's sold his parrot The next day he woke up and shouted ""Where's my ship!?"""
"Ok honey don't freak out, but someone broke into the house, ate all the ice cream, smashed that picture of your mother, and didn't do the dishes."
"What fungus always gets its ass beat? shittalking mushrooms"
"What's the deal with the phrase ""door ajar""? I mean, is it a door or is it a jar?"