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Joke of the Day

"What fungus always gets its ass beat? shittalking mushrooms"

"Why can't we see photons having sex? They do it in the super-position."

"What name do you give to a frog? (croaky voice) ROBBERT"

"Photons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic."

"Why do clowns hate assassins? Because they go for the juggler."

"How many ""friend zoned"" guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None they'll just compliment it and get pissed when it won't screw."

"i've decided to start a new healthier lifestyle. I'm adding cranberry juice to my morning Vodka."

"I haven't spoken to my wife in weeks... I didn't want to interrupt her."

"Which has less drunks: an Irish wedding or an Irish funeral? An Irish funeral has one less drunk."

"Maybe she's born with zits, maybe it's methamphetamine"