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Joke of the Day

"A guest checked in and informed us that his plane had a ton of delays throughout the day. I replied ""well, at least it didn't disappear, eh?"""

"My wife was preparing to bake bread... I asked what that was she was putting into the mix. She said, ""dill weed"". I said, ""Darling, you know I love your recipes, but I refuse to eat dill dough!""."

"In movies when people go underwater, I like to hold my breath and see if I would survive in that situation. I died in Finding Nemo."

"A woman is like a pool... You spend lots of money getting one, but you don't spend much time inside one ."

"Well, I'm moving to Thailand. There's a small village there named Phucket that really speaks to me on a spiritual level."

"I hate when the cops throw me in the back of the squad car like they didn't hear me call shotgun."

"What's a rabbits' favorite dance? The bunny hop."

"What file does a Knight store his music on? A **MIDI**-val file."

"Which day is the most agreeable? Yesterday"

"What does Bruce Lee like to eat before a fight to the death? QUINOOOOAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!"