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Joke of the Day
"What is the difference between a brothel and a circus? One is an array of cunning stunts!"
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"Him: I won't bore you with the details. Me: Too late for that."
"A girl at my work is going to be having a baby. I haven't decided which one yet though."
"[tour of zoo] kid: ""i think its a elephant"" me: ""are you giving the tour"" kid: me: ""anyway as i was saying this is the big snake face thing"""
"What dance moves do physicists do? the torque"
"What does Father Christmas call his money ? Iced lolly ?"
"My doctor wrote me a prescription for dailysex But my girlfriend insists it says dyslexia."
"How does the average Chinese worker find a new job? ChinkedIn."
"Gin is the Ionian mode of liquors... it will always resolve with tonic."
"I love oral sex... it's the phone bill I hate."