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Joke of the Day
"Why was the football stadium so cold? Because of all the fans."
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"Million Dollar hipster food idea: Insta.ham"
"[in ambulance] ""Can you describe the snake that bit you?"" Yes it was like an angry rope"
"They said I'd miss my family I never miss at close range."
"Q: How many screenwriters to make ""Titanic"" a good movie? A: One more than they had."
"that's one of the last straws. I'm going to throw a small tantrum, then continue putting up with both this bullshit and all future bullshit."
"Why do my eyes hurt? Because I got eye lashes."
"What's the most racist letter of the alphabet? Not Z."
"Why doesn't Reno Jackson like torrenting? Because he's always fighting pirates XD"
"I've suffered from identity crisis since I was a little boy. I mean girl."