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Joke of the Day
"What did one piece of bread say to the sad piece of bread? Its going to be all rye."
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"I wanted to make a joke about black people but it's not gonna work"
"I forgot to put on deodorant today but not to worry, if this urinal cake is good enough for the bathroom then it's good enough for me."
"What do Canadians put on their steaks? Eh-1 (Sorry)"
"How many honest politicians does it take to change a lightbulb? All three of them."
"If Einstein were alive, he would listen to 10 minutes of scientific breakthroughs before asking you to describe free online porn again."
"What did the Chinese guy say to his wife after her botched plastic surgery? Honey, why the wrong face?"
"I watch ""2 Girls, 1 Cup"" for the articles."
"""I'm not going to cosine this oppression in math class...."" Its my triggernometry class"
"I used to be addicted to soap... i am clean now"