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Joke of the Day

"The Wife just accused me of loving Twitter more than her. I said, ""but honey! I love you much more than Facebook or LinkedIn!"""

"Old Aussie joke: Why is the lady on the Red Heads matchbox always smiling? There are 48 heads in her box - of course she`s happy!"

"How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb ? Juan"

"My girlfriend agreed to give me a blowjob Oral consent"

"What do you call two guys using the same urinal? Peers"

"Bigfoot, an alien, and a Pilgrim walk into a bar. I need a punch line."

"Where did little Timmy go during the bombing? Everywhere"

"So I've heard there's a heroin epidemic among white teens... I guess they're used to shooting up to solve their problems"

"Why don't nervous vegans visit Germany? They fear the wurst!"

"tight pants What do tight pants and a cheap motel have in common? no ballroom."