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Joke of the Day

"One man. One dream. One crazy summer. Three wizards. Fourteen cobras. Ten thousand condoms. I dunno, I'm just listing things."

"Did you know that in Louisiana, a football field goes underwater every hour? Of course, no one there cares until it's an actual football field."

"The last girl I dated reminded me a lot of a cat, she would annoy me for attention, but ignore me once I gave it to her... ...the difference is that I never woke up with her asshole in my face."

"I heard they're testing a new pill for treating erectile dysfunction It's called coxaflopyn."

"What to hear a joke about dementia? Pickles"

"A reporter asks Chess genius, Gary Kasparov:""What do you prefer -- chess or sex? Gary replied, ""... depends on the position."""

"My girlfriend is a porn star. She's going to be so pissed off when she finds out."

"I've got a kid in Africa that I feed, that I clothe, that I school, that I inoculate for 75 cents a day. Which is practically nothing compared to what it cost to send him there."

"Getting an Arts Degree... ..."

"what was wrong with the air? the swine flu"