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Joke of the Day

"What did the Asian guy say when he was caught sleeping with another man's wife? Me love you wrong time."

"[GoT joke] A Stark, a Baratheon and a Lannister walk into an inn and everyone you love DIES!!"

"My dancing style can best be described as ""Guy On Maury Who Just Found Out He Isn't The Father."""

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Siamese Twins Barbie ...complete with surgical instruments"

"What did one earthquake say to the other earthquake? I've been really stressed out lately, I know it's not your fault, but please stop cracking jokes about me"

"Feminist joke How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? -none, feminists don't change anything"

"I wrote 'DIVORCE', my wife wrote 'YES'. Tough way to find out, but at least I won our last game of Scrabble"

"Doctor: ""Well, Mrs Jones, you are eating for two now!"" Kate: ""I'm pregnant?!"" Doctor: ""No. You have a tapeworm."""

"What do you call a jewish pokemon trainer? Ash"

"What do you call a woman that doesn't make me a sandwich? An ambulance."