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Joke of the Day
"Have you checked on your shelves recently? You know, just to see how they're holding up?"
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"Jewish mothers How does a Jewish mother change a lightbulb? *Exasperated sigh* No it's fine, I'll just sit here in the dark!"
"Remember when you used to blow bubbles as a kid? Well, he gets out of jail next month."
"I just read the words ""untimely death"" and thought, ""Man, I hope my death is timely."""
"You ever hear about the guy who goosed the ghost? He got a handful of sheet."
"Old Aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, ""You're next."" They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals."
"Two dyslexics.. walk into a bra."
"How do you know a shirt has phoned you? Collar ID"
"Him: What? I couldn't understand you. Me: gnbkfshbffjjg H: What?! Me: GNBKFSHBFFJJG! H: Damnit Aimee! Take the burrito out of your mouth!"
"I used to be an adventurer like you... But then I took an arrow to the knee."