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Joke of the Day
"I didn't fall for you, you f*cking tripped me"
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"Just got hired on at a high end restaurant, my main job so far has been oyster preparation And I've gotta say, it really shucks"
"An Englishman walks into a bar There's usually an Irishman, Scotsman and Welshman too but they're all still at the Rugby World Cup!"
"Hedgehogs... Why can't they just share the hedge? One of my favourite jokes to come out of the Edinburgh Comedy festival :-)"
"Q: Why don't matches play baseball? A: One strike, and they're out."
"Why was the baby Honeydew sad? Because it was Meloncholic"
"Would you fuck a chick with one leg? ...I mean if it could fit."
"Two fish were in a tank... and one says ""How do you drive this thing?"""
"How do you make a pheromone? Tell him to let your people go."
"Escalators don't break down... they just turn into stairs."