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Joke of the Day
"How do you top a car? with the break tupid!"
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"Q: How many Dadaists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: A penguin"
"Apparently in yoga when the instructor says, 'next we go into our downward dog,' it is frowned upon to make the 'bowchickabowow' sound."
"""The 59th rule of Fight Club is, we cant park in the lot on Vermont anymore - The owner is being a jerk. Just find street parking. 60th..."""
"Q: Why did the lazy person buy a tall dog? - A: So that they didn't have to bend down to pet it."
"I would tell you a joke about Iowa... ...but it'd be pretty corny."
"I'm going to make end of the world jokes... ... Like there's no tomorrow"
"So an anti-vaxxer tells me that vaccines cause autism. So I reply ""Oh, so you've gotten vaccinated, then?"" ~~Sorry if it's a terrible joke.~~ No regrets"
"Why do vultures find it easy to fly? They only ever have carrion baggage."
"Mexican & Black jokes are all the same, once you've heard Jaun, you've heard Jamal."