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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the man who died of a viagra overdose? They couldn't close his coffin."
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"Online relationships - For when you want to be disappointed by imaginary people, too."
"So i picked up this girl the other night... And she was all like ""Put me down!!!"""
"Who build King Arthur's round table? Sir Cumference"
"[In Court] Does the Defense have any last words? *defense rises* DE-FENSE *Judge holds up picket fence* DE-FENSE *Jury starts The Wave*"
"Give a man a fish... Give a man a fish and he'll throw it out and go to McDonald's. Teach a man to fish, and nope, still McDonald's."
"I tried being a barber for a while but I just couldn't cut it. Bonus joke: Had to buy a stepladder the other day, I never knew my real ladder."
"What do you get when you combine Avogadro's number of avocados? GuacaMole!"
"What do you get if you boil funnybones? A laughing stock."
"Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was *two tired*."