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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the man who died of a viagra overdose? They couldn't close his coffin."
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"HEY WE DON'T SERVE TACHYONS HERE! A tachyon walks into a bar"
"My favorite dinosaur is the Clitorous, its is the smallest of the dinosaurs, it is also hard to find because it likes to hide in the bushes Credit goes to comedian Etta May."
"Why are gay men so well dressed? They didn't spend all that time in the closet doing nothing"
"What do you call someone who photographs fish? A school shooter"
"What's the difference between a fake orgasm and a fake Christmas tree? Not everyone can tell when you have a fake Christmas tree."
"Why did the spud lover set his alarm for 8:00? Because he wanted to get a-po-ta-to clock. **EDITED** to make joke more apparent"
"""I'm not racist, but,"" -Racists"
"What did the double-amputee say when he stood up? ""I stand corrected."" -From /r/showerthoughts"
"My chem teacher was talking about salt the other day and I was bored as fuck... I was about to make a Sodium pun but Na"