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Joke of the Day
"What's an Israeli ghetto called? Palestine."
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"Q: What does Bill Clinton have in common with former great Presidents? A: Absolutely nothing."
"What was Captain Picard's favorite kind of train? N-Gauge."
"Educational video website Lynda.com got hacked I hope they learned their lesson."
"Why can't you purchase minerals by the gallon? They only come in quarts(z)"
"Every time i tell people i want to be a comedian they laugh. See, im that good!!"
"It's so frustrating when your hitman doesn't answer the phone after you've made amends with someone"
"My friend said she was only taking Women's Studies courses this quarter It sounds like a broad curriculum to me."
"What's the difference between a Jew and Santa? Santa goes down the chimney :("
"From a Christmas Cracker: What did the puppy say when it sat on sandpaper? Ruff"