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Joke of the Day

"Bed Bath & Beyond starts off pretty normal-sounding, but then it goes galactic."

"A corrupt politician turns the power off in an orphanage. What are they going to do, tell their parents?"

"Stop calling Donald Trump ""Hitler"" Really, Hitler doesn't deserve to be slandered like that!"

"Boss: Tell me a joke Me: I am busy Boss: Good one!! Tell me another"

"Live today like it's your last day. But pay bills and dress appropriately just in case it isn't."

"Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint :)"

"A guy I know got hit in the head with a can of soda He was lucky it was a soft drink"

"Why does ISIS wear condoms when they have sex? So they can fuck two goats at once!"

"If you take the D out of Devil what do you get? D"

"I try to have garage sales but as soon as anyone shows a slight interest in something I take it back into the house & look at it with pride."