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Joke of the Day

"Corny Jokes Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiots house!!!! Knock Knock!!!! (You know what comes next,comment for the rest)"

"Jews spell their god's name ""YHWH"" ... ... because they're too cheap to 'buy a vowel'."

"Whenever I see a new couple on a date I walk up to their table, hold up my phone and tell the guy ""You're Wife Sarah says hello""."

"A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street... A small child walks out of an arcade. The priest turns to the rabbi and says ""Let's fuck him!"" the rabbi turns and says ""Out of what?"""

"Doctor: Did you know that there are more than 1000 bones in the human body? Larry: Shhh doctor! There are three dogs outside in the waiting room!"

"Bigfoot walks into a bar.. The bartender is no longer able to discern reality and spends the rest of his life in a mental institution."

"What type of dog leaves a mark? shar pei"

"I went on a blind date and the girl gave me a honeycomb. Knew right away she was a keeper."

"Why did all the prisoners at the AT&T jail escape? Because they had no bars on their cells!"

"Why did the friendzone kid love to spoon? Because sleeping on your side prevents suffocation"