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Joke of the Day
"Why did Rosemary get kicked out of the spice rack? For swallowing Poppy's Seed"
Next Joke
"Just saw an advance screening of Age of Ultron. Spoiler alert: he's 47"
"What do you call an eight-legged insect holding a magnifying glass? A spy, duh."
"I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate... And I can picture us invading that world because they'd never see it coming."
"So, a friend of the bride gives her a wedding gift... It is an Elsa mug. Why? Cause she should have let him go."
"I was forcibly held underwater, made to consume human flesh, and drank human blood all before puberty. man Christianity has some weird traditions."
"A massive meteor hit Russia injuring hundreds. Rihanna insists the meteor has changed & that everyone should give the meteor another chance."
"Why shouldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman."
"Fero's Law states that if your hands can be wet before you're introduced to someone, they will be."
"America has never been a homophobic nation.. He grew up with 4 fathers."