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Joke of the Day

"Why did Rosemary get kicked out of the spice rack? For swallowing Poppy's Seed"

"Two cannibals are eating a clown And one says ""Hey, does this taste funny to you?"""

"I hear you are what you eat Must be why I'm such a child"

"Yo mama's so fat when she goes to Taco Bell they run for the border !!"

"Chuck Norris is the reason for JAL flight 123"

"I don't celebrate Valentine's Day ever since I took a girl out for heart shaped pizza and I realized it was smaller than normal pizza."

"ME:John's coming over for dinner. WIFE:Work John or Been to Europe John? JOHN:*from outside* This door reminds me of one I saw in England."

"No matter which doctor I go to for a general checkup, they all hit me on the knee. I think they get a kick out of it."

"It's rather pathetic that the only thing that consistently works on my car is the Check Engine light."

"Two astronauts in the ISS... One says to the other, ""What's up?"" The other replies, ""Yeah, what?"" I'm pretty sure this is OC, I haven't see it else where."