75485
Joke of the Day
"Who is the second coolest doctor in the hospital The hip replacement guy"
Next Joke
"Pardon my french, other day a redditor corrected me and told me Snickering and Sniggering are almost the same word and mean near the same thing. so Knickers and... sneakers are the same also?"
"My friend said he'll shave his hair for the first time in forever... I told him it was a....*bold* move."
"My Grandfather has the heart of a lion. And a lifetime ban from the zoo."
"What's the difference between a white story and a black story? A white story starts with ""Once Apon a Time"" and a black story starts with ""Y'all ain't gonna believe this"""
"Environmentally speaking you really should reuse plastic bag's To suffocate your children"
"Babies and Gin I like my babies like I like my martinis. Shaken."
"What does the pussy of an 80 year old woman taste like? Depends...."
"Now that I have an adult coloring book, most arguments with my 3 yr old are over fridge space."
"The only thing I have to offer men is that I don't ask questions during a movie."