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Joke of the Day
"Clean - What do you do if you see a spaceman? Park your car man :) - Classic!"
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"My girlfriend thinks dressing up as a clown during sex would be weird ... I think it would be fucking ridiculous."
"What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhinoceros? Elephino."
"What do you call something that has nothing to do with elephants? Irrelephant"
"the sign at this subway bathroom says employees must wash hands. ive been waiting for them to come wash my hands for an hour. nothing."
"Rule 34.34 of the internet If it exists, there is a repost of it."
"Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art... It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival."
"What do you call an Asian prize fighter who's dad has a serious case of diarrhea? A slap happy jappy with a crap happy pappy"
"I took a Viagra earlier and it got stuck in my throat... I've had a stiff neck for hours."
"My wife tells me she wants me to surprise her with a gift that will take her breath away. I'm thinking about getting her a treadmill."