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Joke of the Day
"What did the ill kitty say to the playful puppy? ""Not right meow, I have a headache."""
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"So the Chicken and the Egg are laying in bed. The Chicken lights up a cigarette, takes a deep drag and says, ""Well, I guess that answers that question..."""
"Best love poem Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm bad at poetry, date me"
"My 2-year-old ate the crust off her pizza but left the cheese and pepperoni untouched. Apparently I'm raising the Antichrist."
"A black man, an Asian and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender tells them to get out."
"I like my women like I like my men. That's the joke. I'm bi."
"What did the janitor say when he came out of the closet? SUPPLIES!"
"We see you, guy who ""doesn't want any pizza,"" contributes no money, then eats 6 slices when it arrives. We see you, and God sees you."
"*cute bartender gives me back my credit card* ""No it's cool, you keep it"""
"What did the pig say on a hot summer day? I'm bacon!"