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Joke of the Day

"Women are so jealous. I bet Eve counted Adam's ribs everyday to see if another woman had been created."

"last night, my wife started smoking. but it was ok - I just slowed down a bit and used some lube."

"We get about 25 screaming 5 yr old little girls together to scream nonstop at terrorists, BOOM, we win the War on Terror!"

"There's a big difference between writing poetry, and just making stories with rhymes. Guess which one I'm good at, limes."

"What happened to the blind circumcisor? He got the sack."

"[bar] CUSTOMER: Barman BARMAN: Sir? C: This beer tastes like piss [further down the bar] BEAR GRYLLS: I'll have what he's having"

"I'm technically 5'11"" but whenever people ask I just say I'm 6'0"". I do it for the same reason I tell people I have a four inch penis - what's an extra inch, anyway?"

"Whats the difference between a brown noser and a shithead? Depth Perception"

"The first thing out of my mouth when I was very abruptly and rudely woken up by my neighbor blaring ""Trapped in the Closet""... ""Ugh, that's the second worse way to be woken up by R-Kelly!"""

"Peek-a-Boo! by I. C. Hugh"