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"Photo Of The Day:- No Matter How Smart You Are, You Will Fall For This (See Photo)"
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"PROPOSAL: Rebrand shootings as ""late-term abortion."" Watch the GOP scramble to stop them."
"Octopus 1:"" Woah. There's an arm just swimming by itself."" Octopus 2:"" that's an eel you idiot."""
"What do you call a Lesbian Dinosaur? A Lickalotofpuss"
"There's a banana and a vibrator on a table... The banana turns to the vibrator and asks: ""Hey, why are you trembling? It's not *you* they're going to eat!"""
"how to beat an egg: - literally pick any game you want, they dont even have hands"
"Just went to the bookies to put a bet on a horse called ""Dirty Carpet"" it's never been beaten"
"Why is Paul Walker and Rihannas new song the same? They both went up in flames."
"What do you call a gay tramp? Hobosexual"
"My wife just opened a bottle of wine so my chances of getting laid just went from 0 to 750ml."