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Joke of the Day

"There's a banana and a vibrator on a table... The banana turns to the vibrator and asks: ""Hey, why are you trembling? It's not *you* they're going to eat!"""

"Today my boss will learn that I am nowhere near mature enough to be left alone with a label maker."

"An orchestra concert is no place for a child. Sometimes there's intense violins"

"David had his ID stolen yesterday... So we call him Dav now."

"What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine-shaft? A flat minor"

"What's the difference between a Mexican and a book? The book has papers"

"How do you get 30 drunk Canadians out of the pool? ""Please get out of the pool"""

"A man saw a jar at a store's check-out counter that read ""Donate $1 for children"". ""That's a good deal!"" he thought."

"How do you find Will Smith in the snow? You follow the fresh prints."

"What did batman tell robin before they got in the car? Get in the car."